UNSCALABLE
DOING UNSCALABLE THINGS TO SCALE REVENUE

THE
UNSCALABLE
FACTORY

Everyone's doing AI outreach. We do the opposite.

We send books. We send memes. We make videos. We do the unscalable things that actually get people to talk to you.

UNSCALABLE
IDEAS

These are just examples. Your idea will be even more insane.

The Postcard Series

Hand-written, personalized postcards sent over 3 weeks. Simple, nostalgic, gets noticed in a sea of emails.

The Meme Campaign

We create a series of hilarious, industry-specific memes featuring their company. Sent over email. Low-cost, high-engagement chaos.

The Book Deal

We write, design, and print a limited-edition book about why your product is the future. They get copy #1.

The Custom Spotify Playlist

We curate a personalized Spotify playlist that matches their company vibe + a hidden track with your pitch. Sent as a link.

The Sticker Pack

Custom die-cut stickers with inside jokes about their industry. Cheap to make, fun to receive, impossible to ignore.

The Personalized Video

We create a custom, hilarious video featuring a celebrity (or someone who looks like one) pitching your product directly to them.

MADE UP
RESULTS

"We sent 50 personalized videos to our ICP and got 12 meetings booked. The response rate was 24%. That's insane."

Sarah Chen

VP Sales @ TechFlow AI

"The Postcard Series got us into a conversation with a prospect we'd been chasing for 6 months. They said it was the most creative outreach they'd ever seen."

Marcus Johnson

Sales Director @ DataVault

"We did the Meme Campaign targeting DevOps teams. Engagement rate was 3x our normal email campaigns. People actually shared them."

Alex Rodriguez

Growth Lead @ CloudSync

HOW
IT
WORKS

01

You Send Us Your ICP

Tell us about your ideal customer. What do they care about? What makes them tick?

02

We Get Weird

We brainstorm something so unscalable, so ridiculous, that they'll never forget you.

03

We Execute

We make it happen. Books. Memes. Videos. Whatever it takes.

04

They Call

They're confused. They're delighted. They want to know more.

QUESTIONS
ANSWERED

SEND
YOUR
ICP